Will be on a queue from Monday, December 9 through Thursday, December 12
Movie Musicals → Moulin Rouge (2001)
Before you decide to have feelings for someone, I suggest you:
- Don’t do that
- Drink a glass of water
- Don’t be an idiot
- Stop feeling things
- Become cynical
- Transcend your corporeal form
- Ascend from this planet
- Become an otherworldly being
- Thank me
the tears i might have shed for your duck face
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
"This is the police! Open up!"
"Well sometimes I feel like my friends don’t really like me and that sorta-"
"Sir, what are you doing?"
"You told me to open up…"
i got 99 problems and 97 of them are due by the end of the week
my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes
"hey dad, whats up?"
"Up is a directional vector with no force"